Sunday, May 27th, 2007...2:36 pm
Carbohydrates and gender
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I have come to the following conclusion:
kipflers are girls
and pink fir apples are boys.
I have come to the following conclusion:
kipflers are girls
and pink fir apples are boys.
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9 Comments
May 27th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Shouldn’t that be “I’m in ur house sexin ur vegies”?
May 27th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Yes! Yes it should!
May 27th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
ooo-er.
And they’ve both got warty bits.
May 28th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Perhaps I ought to bring props from work to the next blogmeet? We usually display them for a few days until they get wrinkly and then chuck them in the compost.
May 29th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Oh my… your vegetables are a bit rude, aren’t they?
May 30th, 2007 at 9:22 am
All that aside, which one tastes better? Which would you recommend parboiling, squashing, covering with olive oil and salt and baking until crisp?
May 30th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Here’s a pear you might enjoy.
Edited: link didn’t work and I’m keen on pear lewdness. Pears do good bums, I find.
June 4th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
That pink fir apple should be printed on T-shirts and handed out to every school girl. It’s the perfect contraception advice without words.
June 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
parboiling, squashing, covering with olive oil and salt and baking until crisp?
Mmmmm, Mindy, that’s my favourite way of cooking spuds. I stole that from Jill Dupleix. Was that where you got it from too?
Oh, and rosemary as well.
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