Also, stop with the “economic conservative” and other, only slightly less annoying focus-group driven pieces of bureaucratic spakfilla. Embrace the word “change”, it’s not frightening, you can introduce it by implying a link between getting rid of John Howard and things getting better. If that is genuinely too frightening for your focus groups, then we are truly f*cked.
I’m waiting to see what he does when interest rates rise and has to use both hands to show that interest rates have gone up six times under the Liberals.
I’m waiting to see what he does when interest rates rise and has to use both hands to show that interest rates have gone up six times under the Liberals.
Heh. I was thinking exactly the same thing yesterday!
Those five fingers in the air are almost as irritating as the spectacles-adjustment. Nowhere near as irritating as that pushing-a-turd-from-behind-his-shoulder gesture that he uses when he talks about spending a shitload of money investing in the future.
In the same vein, I was delighted to see Howard so stressed in the debate that he went into that weird, jerky up-and-down arm waving that makes him look like he’s wanking a bunyip.
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October 20th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Also, stop with the “economic conservative” and other, only slightly less annoying focus-group driven pieces of bureaucratic spakfilla. Embrace the word “change”, it’s not frightening, you can introduce it by implying a link between getting rid of John Howard and things getting better. If that is genuinely too frightening for your focus groups, then we are truly f*cked.
October 21st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Also, start easing the squeeze …
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Hahaha. Terrific post, man, you’re good with the pictures and the snappy lines. Brava.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I’m waiting to see what he does when interest rates rise and has to use both hands to show that interest rates have gone up six times under the Liberals.
Actually, I’m not.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Heh. I was thinking exactly the same thing yesterday!
Those five fingers in the air are almost as irritating as the spectacles-adjustment. Nowhere near as irritating as that pushing-a-turd-from-behind-his-shoulder gesture that he uses when he talks about
spending a shitload of moneyinvesting in the future.In the same vein, I was delighted to see Howard so stressed in the debate that he went into that weird, jerky up-and-down arm waving that makes him look like he’s wanking a bunyip.
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