Tuesday, February 26th, 2008...1:43 pm
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I have the internets back after THIRTY FIVE DAYS OF NO SERVICE. Hopefully I may even post something after I’ve digested the 16378 unread items in my bloglines.*
* Figure excludes the 200 posts from ICHC that were the first things I looked at. LOL? I nearly cried.


42 Comments
February 26th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
And we all thought you were just ignoring us ‘cos we weren’t funny anymore.
Anyway, good timing. While you were away, they closed the internet for repairs and swept out all the porn, viruses and spam. So you can take the child filters off now.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Yay!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Next time, issue us with tin cans. We’ll supply the string. Promise.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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February 27th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Back on the wagon, Z. Good to see.
You know, six days more and you’d have beaten Jesus Christ for heading out into the desert. How were the locusts?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Yay. Devil Dude beat me to it – the wait was becoming biblical.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Should have tried it from this end. I got very sooky.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Good to have you back.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Eww, Mindy, is that gravatar a poxy nappy or what?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
XLNT
February 28th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
wow, sooky, I’d have been homicidal…
February 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
(I thought maybe Mindy’s icon was a squashed peanut butter sammo from the bottom of Charlie’s school bag)
February 29th, 2008 at 6:27 am
I thought Mindy’s gravatar was a strata cut of citrine quartz between two layers of black granite.
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[tumbleweed gently stumbles across a dusty street while, in the distance, a lone coyo-]
“NERD!”
February 29th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I suggest it’s a slice of toast. Also that the three notches would seem to confirm that it’s been clawed by a muppet.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Beaker, maybe?
OTOH, it might be Animal’s smalls.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I don’t know, maybe. It could be a royale with cheese.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I’ll see that, and raise you a red pill.
If you can top Miss Piggy in a catsuit, I’m buying you lunch, Hathair.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I’d top her with a nice burnt sage butter I think. Or leeks.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
OK then, I’ll see your red pill and raise you buckets of tomato sauce.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
…and I’ll throw in a haircut too.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Can’t half tell it’s Friday afternoon. Carry on.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Tried to fix this but I think the blog is broken on its insides and needs a rejuvenate. Sigh – Z
February 29th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Tsk. I fail comment boxes. Image here.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oh, puhleaze, Liamerick.
You just ain’t. Fucking. Trying.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Feeble effort, pointy.
I think it is you lacking effort.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Liam gets the cigar. A piece of toast with three tiny bites taken out by two teeny front teeth.
March 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
an exploding cigar???
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I’ll pay that first one, Hasselhogan, but I reckon I can top your Hoff with The Other Dustin: Ireland’s Eurovision 2008 entry.
To provide some cultural context, imagine Agro Vation representing Australia in Eurovision.
And, speaking of musical muppets, you can’t go past these scuttering gobsheens.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I SPOKE TOO SOON AND INTERNETS IS CROOK AGAIN WHAT HAVE I DONE OH LORD WHY ME?
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
And just because I’m such a reliable patron of the
pig’s arsefine arts…March 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
…and because like Jim Henson and a commenter we all know, I have to keep an eye on the Swedish.
[Second link NSFW if your boss has no sense of humour.]
March 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Well that didn’t last long.
See you same time, same place, next year?
March 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
C’mon, Nabs, fire it up. I’m hoping you can top “Green Slime”.
I’m still struggling to surpass Evil Chindit’s efforts.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Well I didn’t want to pwn all you noobs, but if you insist, here’s some real ROFLMAO.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Once I master html coding that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
March 12th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Not bad, Nabsy, but if you’re talking lolz and muppets, you can’t go past Kermit and Rowlf watching that video.
P.S. por señor Hogan.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I admit defeat. I can’t beat childhood nostalgia.
March 30th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
From the bowels of defeat, I bring more defeat that everyone can share:
Nobody here will ever be as cool as this man. No matter how hard you try.
March 30th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
He’s not impressive enough to get a girlfriend with her own apartment though, is he?
March 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Heh. You just *know* she’s knitting him some pants, to go with his fresh new kicks.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:50 am
I’m sorry, Hoges. I cannot top a Chinese running man. You win.
But I insist on conducting a fighting retreat.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Paging Nabakov.
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