Friday, May 2nd, 2008...7:52 pm
Memo to the bare-arsed kid at the side of the road
1. Dude, have you considered chucking your brown eye at people on the way in to Queanbeyan, as opposed to those leaving? You are only acting to confirm the prejudices of Canberra based snobs* on the way back to civilisation, eg me.
2. Have you also considered that I am warm and comfy in my car, and you’re the one standing on a grassy verge with your arse in the air?
Yours sincerely
Zoe
* There is actually quite a lot to like about Queanbeyan. My prejudice stems from when we first moved here (from Enmore, near Sydney’s epicentre of Thai restaurants) and looked to rent a house there, thinking it would be cheaper. It wasn’t, but what really sealed the question was the sandwich board outside a Thai restaurant on the main street saying “A Thai meal doesn’t have to be hot or spicy!”. Well, actually, it does. Der.
2 Comments
May 5th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Now there’s an idea for Maccers - “A McHappy meal doesn’t have to have any nutritional value”.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Bernice, I’d add “or flavour.”
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