Entries Tagged as 'Evil Zoe'

Monday, September 1st, 2008

wai u no lissen? u lissen u no get hurtz

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Go to the doctor if you want a fecking prescription

Evil spamlords have stolen this post.

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

* look away, vegans! *

Here we have chicken four ways:

Rooster 2

1. About 4 litres of exceedingly flavourful stock

Rooster 3

2. Gyoza-style dumplings with water chestnuts, shiitake mushrooms and ginger

Rooster 4

3. Little pies with chicken, leek, field mushroom and allspice. Like the dumplings, they used mince made with the new toy.

Rooster 1

4. Cute, tiny rooster in the guise of a hen who is yet to feel the surge of joy that comes with hearty early morning crowing and the wrath which consequently flows from the neighbours. (He’s the one in front. Well, he was.)

Monday, April 9th, 2007

True or False?

Old men with leaf blowers should be shot.

Updated to add: It seems quite clear that Jeff Beck has a leaf blower.

Monday, February 19th, 2007

This too will pass – won’t it?

First day at home as sole grown up in charge of baby and child.

And yesterday the television broke.

omg

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