crazybrave » Evil Zoe

wai u no lissen? u lissen u no get hurtz

Zoe — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:36:04 +0000

Go to the doctor if you want a fecking prescription

Zoe — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:14:56 +0000

Evil spamlords have stolen this post.

* look away, vegans! *

Zoe — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:52:32 +0000

Here we have chicken four ways:

1. About 4 litres of exceedingly flavourful stock

2. Gyoza-style dumplings with water chestnuts, shiitake mushrooms and ginger

3. Little pies with chicken, leek, field mushroom and allspice. Like the dumplings, they used mince made with the new toy.

4. Cute, tiny rooster in the guise of a hen who is yet to feel the surge of joy that comes with hearty early morning crowing and the wrath which consequently flows from the neighbours. (He’s the one in front. Well, he was.)

True or False?

Zoe — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:06:48 +0000

Old men with leaf blowers should be shot.

Updated to add: It seems quite clear that Jeff Beck has a leaf blower.

This too will pass – won’t it?

Zoe — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 21:29:15 +0000

First day at home as sole grown up in charge of baby and child.

And yesterday the television broke.

omg