Entries Tagged as 'Idiocy'

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

At this stage I am forced to believe that their stupidity must be wilful

I was excited to hear Paul Barry on RN this morning* saying that the Summer Breakfast show would have a blogger on each morning to blather on about their particular thing.

Ooh! Who’ll be first! How interesting! How will the wonderful diversity of excellent Australian bloggers be portrayed?

I WAS WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Their first “blogger” was Jack Waterford, a name some of you may recognise as belonging to the editor at large of The Canberra Times. He has been a journalist since 1972. I don’t care if the man runs some bloody jumped up page he calls a blog. IT’S JUST THE SAME FECKING DAY, PEOPLE.

non blogger A man with a web page perhaps; not a blogger.

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*although not as excited as I always am to hear Fran; I totally ♥ Fran.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Not playing fair

Not playing fair

Friday, October 13th, 2006

Prime Minister announces future of national census in peril due to unreliable data

“It’s not plausible, it’s not based on anything other than a house-to-house survey,” Mr Howard said.

From the front page of today’s Canberra Times, “Iraq toll study ‘exaggerated’ ” which (really unbelievably this time) is not online.

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

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Hi

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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Sprung in Paris

I’m a big fan of Banksy, the extraordinary English street artist. He’s a pretty popular guy, and even has a Flickr group dedicated to snapping his work.

His latest piece of culture jamming just cracked me right up – sneaking arted-up copies of Paris Hilton’s new “record” into shops, changing the inserts and cd but leaving the bar code so it could still be purchased. This is the new cover (love that sticker):

and some ruder (but not horrid) images from inside are here.

It’s on ebay. And YouTube, too of course:

My favourite bit is the reaction of the HMV spokesman in the BBC’s story:

No customers had complained or returned a doctored version, he said.

“It’s not the type of behaviour you’d want to see happening very often,” he said.

“I guess you can give an individual such as Banksy a little bit of leeway for his own particular brand of artistic engagement.

“Often people might have a view on something but feel they can’t always express it, but it’s down to the likes of Banksy to say often what people think about things.

“And it might be that there will be some people who agree with his views on the Paris Hilton album.”

Yup, it might just be.

A big fat hat-tip to Dean of Dnosauria for all this goodness.

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

Infrequently asked questions

What do you call women who have had a vaginal birth and believe there is an “Intelligent Designer”?

I mean, really.

Update: perhaps “Mrs Duggar” might be the answer? And if seeing that photo isn’t enough, you should know that there have apparently been two more children since then. Which explains why people might mock.

Monday, July 26th, 2004

Things that are just not necessary

I read in the weekend smh about “whisper marketers” who bugger up your dinner party or your train trip (should you be lucky enough to have one of those) spruiking brands in the guise of conversation.

Obviously, that’s stupid and irritating. However it’s not as stupid and irritating as the ad for french holidays that arrived in a magazine today. When you open it, it plays “je t’aime“. And it’s not even the immortal Abigail version.

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