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Why didn’t losing her house, her job and all her mates make Klancie Keogh sound any better on Idol last night?

And could there be some kind of bizarre conspiracy behind it all?

BTW, this over here <– is what people who grew up in Newcastle call a “Gosford Skirt”

Oh dear, I’m terribly sorry. The blog host had a lie down over the weekend, and I’ve had the flu resulting in prolonged exposure to Paris’ faux boobery.

And I haven’t even got a proper post written, I just had to move it all on down the page a little. Tell you what though, Australian Idol this year is totally awesome! Last year sucked! It took Owy and I fifteen minutes to remember who won last year! But this year! WOW!

I heart Bobby! I totally hope he comes second and builds a sustainable career for he is a true genius! I am off to centrebet now before the odds crash!

And Ricky is too cool for the factory! Save him from Werribee!

And little Jessica! Lovely! Can genuinely sing really good!

Oh Damey Boy, I heart you, as you are a bit of a dag and can sing your head off.

Klancie sings Dolly Parton! Yay! With less boobtacular outfits! Yay! But has no chance! Yay

Dean appears to be creaming the adolescent girl vote and fair enough too as the man has bone structure that would make a supermodel weep!

Lavina! Not just Emily’s sister! Can also sing and prance around, even if (as Kyle said) her hat made her look fat!

Mutto. Meh. But, in a change from previous years, he is not by any means terrible.

Chris. Meh. But, in a change from previous years, he is not by any means terrible. Also with a sibling finalist, Courtney. Still, I think it shoulda been the Other Chris.

Lisa is not “the best thing musically to ever come out of Australia”, at least not for a very long while. I also find her slightly Yankesque intonation a bit irritating and sense I shall weary of her far earlier than many others. But shucks, she’s no Hayley.

Reigan. Parents can’t spell. Keeps picking tricky tricked up songs and is a bit up herself. But can sing.

Joseph is 18, loves his mum a great deal, and can sing and dance a treat. And has dimples. The Nanas of Australia could get him over the line if only they can work out how to send a text in time. Also, must stop calling him “Chocolate Gatehau” out loud.

Even the judges are better this year. Kyle has spoken some sense and is keeping the misdirected and overdone bitchslappin’ under control. Marcia has developed another vertebra or two. OK, Mark did say someone’s outfit “sent a fire down my wire” which made me sick up in my mouth a little bit, but when is anything perfect?

Friends, I don’t know if I shall speak often of Idol, but it’s important people know where you stand and the fake boobs had to go.

For myself, I am hoping from further updates from the hilarious Bland Canyon, and give thanks to comicstriphero for sending me there.

Are you online? Can you fucken go to the fucken site?

Can you tell them this shit at the beginning is SHIT? Why are they trying to sell it? We’re fucken watchin’ it? For fuck’s.

I mean, what’s with the ad for the show that you’re already watching?